I want my spine removed so i can go down stairs like a slinkie
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
You know why we see Dean sleep on his stomach most of the time?
Because he doesn’t want to wake up
and see someone he loves on the ceiling
how about you dont
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
i feel sorry for celebrities that havent realised yet that dissing one direction is probably one of the worst things you could do for your career
"Where the hell do you live"
The answer is hidden in the question
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa